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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I need to tell you all about the greatest thing these eyes have ever seen, a new game taking the country by storm............Ranger, Poacher, Bear. It's sort of like rock, paper, scissors, only not gay, and retarded children can't partake in all the fun........FINALLY, we have something we can call our own! In short, Ranger beats Poacher, Poacher beats Bear and Bear beats Ranger, you start off with your backs to one another, then you leap around to face each other, sort of like an old timey duel, but no one gets killed here, and you don't have to call your pants "britches". Watch this short video below to get a better understanding of the best thing America has produced since Soy Milk:

Ranger, Poacher, Bear, Cruise style.

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Comments:
so is the poacher the one with the gun or the ranger?
 
also, i know what i'm going to be doing during spring break now....ranger poacher bear tourney!
 
the poacher has the gun, the ranger either puts his hand out in a "stop in your tracks" motion, or he puts his hands on his hips.

the bear just dominates.
 
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