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My Parents Told Me I Was Their Happiest Mistake. Now Read My Words.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Someone stole my idea. Many of you may already know that I absolutely HATE squirrel's, I always have, and I always will. Before heading up to Syracuse, NY for college, I never knew the true meaning of evil: black squirrels. Most of you may not even know that black squirrels exist, but they do, and they are the spawn of Satan, twisted and evil, pure evil.

I don't mind Chipmunks, FYI.

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You think you've seen evil? San Francisco has black squirrels that don't even climb trees. They burrow holes into the ground and live in their tunnels. They've been known to eat birds.
 
any squirrel is an evil squirrel, I have run across these "black squirrels" before, and they just cannot be trusted. We must take a stand now and defeat this evil before it runs rampant.

It terrifies me that they have taken to terrorizing life beneath the Earth's surface.....we may already be too late!
 
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