Liamber Alert

I am in no way a clean freak, but I do like to keep my hands clean, seeing as how they spend a good portion of my days either in my nose or in my mouth, I do my best to limit the amount of bacteria that can get into my body and possibly cause me to become less sexy. That being said, when you are in the act of washing your hands, is there a true way to tell that your hands are acceptably clean? I tend to scrub my hands until I have a nice foamy lather, usually takes 10-20 seconds to accomplish, but as many of you know, I have no concept of time, instead I just eyeball most things. Well, Shannon has opted to buy soaps that are turning out to be my mortal enemy.....from the initial look, everything seems normal, right:
But, after a few pumps we see the problem:


This soap comes out in rich, thick & foamy lather form! This has completely thrown off my hand-washing techniques, my timing is not what it used to be, instead of scrubbing for that 10-20 seconds, now I am tricked into thinking that my hands have already done their job thanks to all the lather, so I am rinsing my hands sooner then I should be, hence, my hands may not be as clean as I would like. Any of you who may come into contact with my hands, I implore you, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. I don't wash my hands.

Ever.

Labels: foamy, hands, lather, soap