Liamber Alert

As I was driving home from work yesterday, I passed by a fresh looking Ford Mustang..........yes, please read that again........yep, I passed by a Ford Mustang. I do not like to drive very fast as some of you may know, and my 2001 Xterra just doesn't have the power to zoom past people, so a stereotype was broken yesterday. Up until then, I just assumed that all Mustang owners, male and female, were assholes. I don't think that there is a certain make or model of car that can so clearly describe the person who is driving it........some BMW drivers are assholes, but not all of them, some people who drive pick-up trucks are dicks, but not all of them, but up until yesterday, all Mustang owners were assholes.

Picture this: You're driving down a big4 lane highway, the windows are down, the sun is slowly setting, your favorite song just came on, and the bumps in the road have given you a gentle boner.....life is good indeed. You look up at your rearview mirror and notice 3 cars behind you, then back to the road.......few seconds later you look back and now there are 4 cars, and one of them is weaving in and out of the others without signaling.....before you know it, the car is barreling past you then moving immediately into your lane for no reason other then to be a dick.....fuck you Mustang, you may have a faster vehicle, but I got the gentle boner.

So, whoever you were driving that Mustang yesterday, thank you for reinforcing my faith in people, I never mind admitting when i am wrong, and when it comes to Mustang owners, well, I guess I my assumption was off the mark.

DEGOBAH!